A guest blogger today, Pat

To celebrate the return to normality my editor in chief (the wife) has written this little poem.

I’m glad the election is over at last,
bonus and banana skins are a thing of the past.
Together at breakfast small talk we will share,
no more he’s in his study glued to the chair.
Who said, who, what were to begin,
everyone’s scarred they’ll get a banana skin.
It says leave your comment on the computer screen,
I’m leaving mine now, before I start to scream.
Labour, Liberal and Tory were all in the race,
the Greens were disqualified; they’re a waste of space.

P.A.T